071期：一天婆穿得很性感坐在我大腿上，對(duì)我說(shuō)公做你想做的事吧！我當(dāng)時(shí)很興奮的說(shuō)婆真的嗎？我太愛你了，我二話不說(shuō)就她推開叼著那好久沒抽的煙，打開塵封已久的電腦打起了LOL……””

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